Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Happy Doomsgiving Pilgrim!

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I can only imagine what a true Doom Patrol Thanksgiving dinner would look like and it's probably not too far from what you just saw; them running away from sick, mutated monstrosity. 

Hope your Thanksgiving isn't anywhere near as bad....

Oh, and I'm sure you know where today's title comes from, isn't that right Peter:

Never gets old....until its not Thanksgiving anymore......

Monday, November 20, 2017

"Back In Black"

What's up people?

Goddamn, can't believe it's already Thanksgiving week already. And you know what that means? Christmas isn't that far away, leading us out to the end of the year.

Where does the time go?

Speaking of going, Charles Manson's dead.

Yup, Mr. Helter Skelter himself has finally kicked the bucket. I love it!
The bets part is he never got to see the light of day, having to spend to his last birthday inside, where he turned 83 since as he was consistently and continually denied parole.

*igga got L-WHOPPED, as the Joker and Scarecrow called it during a discussion they had back during Knightfall. L-Whopped, means Life Without The Possibility Of Parole.

Good on ya' US Justice System. You finally did something right.

And from this joyus news, we transition into more joyous news with a brand new skit.....

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I bet. 

So as you you can clearly see, I finally got the newly-released Gamestop exclusive "Back in Black" Marvel Legends Deadpool figure, and he's just.....too....SWEEEETTTTT!!!!

Seriously, he's a pretty sweet-looking figure for a repaint. 

He comes with an extra set of repainted Carnage claw hands, and the back symbiote tentacle plug in and alternate head comes courtesy of the Superior Venom figure.

Mine does NOT want to pop on, otherwise I'd have used it in the first two panels. Oh well.
Still a pretty damn good figure.

Oh, did I mention he also comes with two neon 80's pink katana blades? I don't get why that particular color scheme was used here, but they'll look great with that upcoming Jim Lee Psylocke figure though.

And just like last year, this year's packaging is a real treat, with a funny description on the back:

In case you can't read it, it says "Increased aggression? Boosted strength? Nah, he's just in it for the slimming black suit."

Ha, nice. 

Thursday, November 16, 2017

So, Who Would Win?: Deadpool VS. The Creeper


Have you guys seen the new trailer for Deadpool 2 yet?
If not please do yourself a favor and do it now.
Goddamn it's funny. Plus the fact that he parodies my man Bob Ross is another bonus.
Can you catch all the movie references during the roster call of colors?
Can't fucking wait to 'till this comes out.

Speaking of Deadpool, you know what time it is; it's that time of the week where I pit characters from the world of comics or movies or pop culture against each other in a battle to the death to see who would win.

This week I'm pitting Deadpool against what I feel is his TRUE DC Comics equivalent, Steve Ditko's The Creeper.

Hey they are...And that's the bottom line 'cause Mr. Morbid said so!

I mean if you've been a regular reader/follower of my blog, you'll know I was using the Creeper as my stand-in for Deadpool in skits in the days I didn't own a Deadpool figure yet.  They just have so many similarities, especially a wicked sense of humor and snarky/smart-ass-ness I love so much and they do oh so well.

Let's get straight to the stats and see just how similar they are, shall we?


-The Creeper:
AbilitiesExpert hand-to-hand combatant
Adept martial artist
Superhuman strength, agility and stamina
Greatly enhanced speed and reflexes
Healing factor
Physically painful laughter
Ability to climb on walls

See? Told you they were similar, with the exception of Deadpool being a weapons guy and the Creeper having a regular human alter ego, super-strength, and madness-inducing laughter, although with 'Pool's mental state and healing factor, I'm not sure that'd even work. Probably wouldn't knowing 'Pool.




The Creeper

Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think is the last insane hero standing after this one's all said and done in the comments' section.

Now that I think about it, it's waaaaaay past due that 'Pool and Creepy hash it out once and for all, especially they both claim to be Nightcrawler's best bud (Trust me between here and Googum's universe, they both have equal rights to that claim)

Yeah I'm definitely gonna' gave to get on that, and I will faithful readers.....soon.

Oh, one last Deadpool-related comment before I peace out this bitch,
I ordered the Gamestop-exclusive Deadpool Back in Black Marvel Legends figure.

If this version isn't familiar to you,  go read the Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars mini-series, where Deadpool was ret-conned (sorta') to have participated in the original 1984 Secret Wars event....it's just that nobody remembers he was there.

 So you know how Spider-Man used that alien machine to repair his torn costume? And you remember how he got bonded to the alien symbiote that later became Venom?
 Yeah well apparently Deadpool used it first, and it really fucked the symbiote up, kind of explaining why it acted the way it did when it was bonded to Spidey. Good stuff.

 He's supposed to arrive later today, so I'll let you guys know how it went, but he looks so damn good even if it's basically a repaint of the recent ML Juggernaut BAF wave figure. But he does comes with tendrils and a repainted head from the ML Superior Venom figure, as well as a set of clawed Venom hands you can switch out with his regular hands. 

Alright kids, that's me for this week.
Have a good one......

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Morbid Memes: ET

Who's up for some nice, homemade, morbid memes?
'Cause Mr. Morbid got your hookup, and oh look, it's one the 80's most famous and iconic aliens, E.T.

Damn, you nasty ET!